I’d love to see one of the Master Writers on here do a story. Maybe a parody of everyone’s experience with Siri and auto correct. Kind of in the spirit of “plus 3”. Someone invents an app that makes things come true but thanks to a too thick Scottish Brough or choppy Japanese spoken English, Siri auto corrects their fetish
Definitely a concept with potential – although, in my experience, it doesn’t require broken English for autocorrect to wreak havoc. Just ask all the people I’ve told to go duck themselves.
You don’t have to have Siri - just any auto-correct device seems to always alter words like “dick” into duck, “penis” into pens, and eliminate words like “fuck” altogether. Not sure how many people would get off on asexuality. 
Given the nature of Language and accents changing the prefix, root or suffix of a word making a noun into an verb or adjective, it doesnt have to be asexual.
Ex: “I want to Fuk you Silly”, I heard a ding from my iphone and Siri saying "allright, You said you want to Fuck Sully”. There was a whirlwind of smoke and lights, and there I was, nob deep, doggin the heroic Aeroplane pilot, who himself was moaning like a whore.
Thames.sobol - you reminded me of a comic but interesting idea. Writing a sexual encounter where you don’t use any of the typical words (dick, cock, fuck) and instead use metaphors (e.g. “hammer” was an 18th-century British metaphor for dick; “knock” was a metaphor for fuck). So you could knock the hammer as tight as you want, but when all fails, you use a screw instead. In the hands of a creative writer, it could be something. 