Porn-steres I write

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I will write to be a porn.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
“baby, i love you very much”
“what is it honey?”
“our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel.”
“ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen”
“good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty”

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say “where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now”. then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say “LET ME IN”

the girl does it and man dildo hand car girl hook door.
the girl cumed after a while and goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and the steres is stolen. her boyfriend has fuel and say “why did you do it?”

(feel free to use this thread for any funny stuff you wanna put up)

This outline reminds me very much of a short story story by Wilbur Daniel Steele called A Drink of Water. (The story doesn’t have any sex in it.)

but you could write the porn version

It is funnier when Bill Murray says it during Meatballs.